I know. There’s an eleFUNt in the room. 

You’re wondering, “Why is this guy trying so hard to impress people?”

It’s because I love creating, and I want paid opportunities to show off my skills. I can draw (sort of), write (definitely), create music, pelt the world with puns and assault it with alliteration, lend my skills as a social media/mass media gorilla/guerilla publicist, brainstorm, and offer creative consultation. The list goes on.

If you have money, throw it at me and see if I respond. I’m like an animal at the zoo that you’re not supposed to feed, but I want you to feed me. That’s how all the animals at the zoo feel, really. Especially the eleFUNt below. I have fun creating, and I would love to do it full-time someday if I can. So throw me a bone, or some George Washington greenbacks. I promise I will write you back unless I am dead. My email address is chad1978@gmail.com. Drop me a line, and drop me some peanuts while you’re at it.