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Chad Thomas Johnston: BIO

Chad Thomas Johnston: BIO

Art Above: “My Hurricane Brain.” My first collaborative artwork with Danny J. Gibson (@DJGKCMOUSA). My doodles. His wizardry. Chad Thomas Johnston is an author, sonuva’ preacha’ man, PhD-dropout, singer-songwriter, daydreaming doodler, publicist, PUN-isher, mixtape maker, & pop-culture junkie. He is represented by Seattle, WA-based literary agent Jenée Arthur, who is...
CTJ Designs "Building a Life Out of Words" Book Cover

CTJ Designs “Building a Life Out of Words” Book Cover

Just finished my first ever paying book cover design! It’s nice when dead presidents can validate your meager attempts at art. Thanks to Shawn Smucker for giving me a chance. It was a pleasure, despite the fact that it took me around 30 hours to create from start to finish. I began...
CTJ PRESS: News That's Fit to Print for a Man Who's Fit to Be Tied

CTJ PRESS: News That’s Fit to Print for a Man Who’s Fit to Be Tied

  Joshua Madden (@maddenjoshua), Arts & Entertainment Editor of The Baylor Lariat, picked my brain and found 27 cents in lost change and a stale Funyun from 1997 in the folds of my gray matter. The resulting feature is the first and only solo interview I have granted for any publication, and hopefully...
Rubblebucket Tours for "Omega La La" LP, Sings Omega Lullabye for Evie

Rubblebucket Tours for “Omega La La” LP, Sings Omega Lullabye for Evie

I was already off work this week, attempting to help the wife keep our almost 3-week-old daughter from sabotaging sanity and sleep alike, but it was Rubblebucket that really made my week. It’s one thing to take perverse joy in the knowledge that your coworkers are handling all the “TPS...
My Book: The Stained-Glass Kaleidoscope

My Book: The Stained-Glass Kaleidoscope

Above: “The Nirvana-Shaped Hole in My Heart,” by Danny J. Gibson. More high-resolution images of the art from The Stained-Glass Kaleidoscope can be found here. About the Book  Author Chad Thomas Johnston’s The Stained-Glass Kaleidoscope: Essays at Play in the Churchyard of the Mind is an essay-driven creative memoir that explores life through the...
CTJ Lands Publication in "FrontMatter" With Article on eBooks & Scholarly Publishing

CTJ Lands Publication in “FrontMatter” With Article on eBooks & Scholarly Publishing

I wrote an article for Allen Press‘ publication FrontMatter, and it appeared in the newly published volume 16 issue yesterday. It is available for reading here. The article is titled “eManifest Destiny: Implications of the eBook Frontier for Scholarly Publishing.” Most shocking of all about this piece is the fact...
Nobody Wants to Be the Stinky Kid: CTJ Creates Planetary Recycling Poster for Allen Press, Inc.

Nobody Wants to Be the Stinky Kid: CTJ Creates Planetary Recycling Poster for Allen Press, Inc.

I created the above poster (click on it to enlarge it) for Allen Press, Inc., my place of employment here in Lawrence, KS. First, I sketched the shapes and facial expressions for each planet. Then I used GIMP, a freeware raster graphics alternative to Adobe Photoshop, to “ink” the images....
Buy My T-Shirts. Give Baby Evie a Future. You Know Writers Make Bupkis.

Buy My T-Shirts. Give Baby Evie a Future. You Know Writers Make Bupkis.

http://www.cafepress.com/ChadThomasJohnston The madness begins now (now now now … sinister echo). Most of my drawerings are too low-res for Café Press’s guidelines, but I am making sure all of my new ones lend themselves handy creations such as this nifty marshmallow sandwich totebag. You’re capitalists, so I don’t have to...
CTJ Creates Cover Art for Author Dwain Smith's New Book "Bullheaded"

CTJ Creates Cover Art for Author Dwain Smith’s New Book “Bullheaded”

In February, one of my contacts on Twitter, Claudia Hall Christian (@ClaudiaC), indirectly introduced me to Washington D. C.-based author Dwain Smith (@DwainSmith). She informed her followers that I was interested in creating book art, as I love drawing (in addition to writing). But I gave Claudia a little extra...
My Honorable Mention Essay Entry in Belle & Sebastian's "Write About Love" Contest

My Honorable Mention Essay Entry in Belle & Sebastian’s “Write About Love” Contest

Today I received notification from Matador Records that I have been awarded honorable mention in Belle & Sebastian’s Write About Love essay contest. We were limited to 300 words, and I did the best I could with what time I had.  We honorable mention essay writers will receive an autographed...
BIO: Something’s Bacon in My Brain

BIO: Something’s Bacon in My Brain

Since I’m only a blogger and aspiring author at this point, people ask what I do for a living. I work for Allen Press (http://allenpress.com/) in Lawrence, KS. My wife Becki, on the other hand, works as a Physician Assistant in Topeka, KS. She brings home the bacon. I bring...
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Splicing Rubber Into My DNA: On Receiving Criticism with Resilience

Splicing Rubber Into My DNA: On Receiving Criticism with Resilience

If, like me, you are a creator of things, I want to know how you deal with criticism. What strategies do you employ? Read my thoughts below, and offer your own insights. I am most curious about your insights. Anyone who knows me well knows I am awful at accepting criticism. If I could genetically...
40 Days of Lent with Don and Karen Peris: The Innocence Mission and I

40 Days of Lent with Don and Karen Peris: The Innocence Mission and I

I grew up in the Southern Baptist church, where traditions such as Lent are wholly absent. As a child (and perhaps as an adult, too), whenever I heard Catholics mention Lent, I immediately thought of bellybutton lint or dryer lint. It certainly did not prompt much in the way of spiritual contemplation. When I was...
Guest Post by Clint Bland: "Darwin’s Bones in a House of the Lord"

Guest Post by Clint Bland: “Darwin’s Bones in a House of the Lord”

Not long ago, I asked my friend and former neighbor Clint Bland to write about how he wishes Christians would act in light of their professed faith. Clint is a self-proclaimed “hard agnostic.” As a Christian, I am painfully aware of things that have been done in the name of Christ. As a Kansan who...
Intercontinental Incontinence: Flying the Friendly, er, Fecal Skies

Intercontinental Incontinence: Flying the Friendly, er, Fecal Skies

BEFORE I SHARE MY STORY, PLEASE BE SURE YOU WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMEN/WOMEN TODAY IN PROTEST OF SOPA AND PIPA. Wikipedia has made contacting your representatives easy. Click here.  I have no idea how I forgot this story. But the other day, it surfaced in my mind like Luke Skywalker’s X-Wing from the bog on Dagobah....
Every Time a Dog Makes a "Deposit," Jennifer Luitwieler Sells Another Book

Every Time a Dog Makes a “Deposit,” Jennifer Luitwieler Sells Another Book

Every time a dog makes a “deposit,” if you will, another copy of Jennifer Luitwieler’s book Run With Me: An Accidental Runner and the Power of the Poo is sold on Amazon.com. This week Run With Me became the third best-selling sports biography on the site, following a favorable review from The Pioneer Woman blog, which...
Nightmarriage 2012: eBook Announcement + "Swinging on the Mood Swing-Set"

Nightmarriage 2012: eBook Announcement + “Swinging on the Mood Swing-Set”

I plan to release an eBook  in the not-too-terribly distant future, and it will be a compilation of all of my blog entries from my Nightmarriage and Preggersville serials, as well as any other entries that seem to fit the familial blogging bill. I have hired Jennifer Harris-Dault to edit and help me compile things in a seamless way, and I...
Guest Post: Caleb Wilde's "Living at the Crossroads of Life and Death"

Guest Post: Caleb Wilde’s “Living at the Crossroads of Life and Death”

From CTJ: I found Caleb Wilde on Twitter a few months ago and was immediately fascinated. My dad had given me a copy of Thomas Lynch’s excellent The Undertaking a few years ago for Christmas – a funereal present at a festive time – and it left an indelible mark on my soul. “What do...
Nightmarriage 2011: Something Dante Forgot to Mention About Hell

Nightmarriage 2011: Something Dante Forgot to Mention About Hell

Dante forgot to mention something about Hell in his immortal Inferno. Namely, that in the iciest circle of Hell, Satan clutched a Cherry Limeade from Sonic whilst chewing Judas, Cassius, and Brutus like three different flavors of gum all at once in his foul mouth. Don’t get me wrong, my readers (I assume a plural...
Mark Van Dyk (Virtual 7"): "My Stupid Heart" FREE MP3

Mark Van Dyk (Virtual 7″): “My Stupid Heart” FREE MP3

My cousin Mark Van Dyk is releasing a virtual 7″ on my site today, although he does not know it. I am just releasing it for him, stealing it out from underneath him like a true record company mogul. It’s called “My Stupid Heart,” and it’s a lovely, wintry song. The best thing I have...
Santa's Naughty & Nice List for Me and My Twitter Friends

Santa’s Naughty & Nice List for Me and My Twitter Friends

I wanted to give a shout-out to my Twitter friends simply because we are all involved in an ongoing effort to take over the world, to connect with infinite others, to write endlessly, to broadcast (or podcast), and to sharpen one another like so many infomercial knives that can cut through shoes. In light of...
Wheat Three Kings: A (Rightfully) Lost Christmas Story

Wheat Three Kings: A (Rightfully) Lost Christmas Story

Wheat three kings set out from Kansas, following a great glowing scythe in the sky. When they arrived at Bethlehem and beheld the Christ-child, they bowed down in worship. But they were dismissed by Mary when they presented their gifts. “Wheat germ? What kind of gift is that for a child?” she said, tears welling up in...
Beware the Cute Bomb: A Shameless Collection of Cute Baby Photos to Draw Blog Traffic

Beware the Cute Bomb: A Shameless Collection of Cute Baby Photos to Draw Blog Traffic

This is a 3D ultrasound photo taken a week before Evie was born. She looked just like this when she came out, much to our amazement. I just remember thinking, “I’m so glad she’s actually cute. People won’t have to lie and say ‘Oh, what a pretty baby!’ when they really mean, “Start the car,...