The Hairdo That Ate Missouri
My hair started thinning in 1997. But before it turned traitor on me, it was huge. If I had tried to end it all by jumping off of a tall building and landing on my head, my hair would have saved my life. It was like having a hairspray-reinforced trampoline on my head. The 1st...
Codeine and Bumblebees Go Buzz
My wife and her twin Katie found my music on PureVolume.com and contacted me on Facebook in November of 2005. Shortly thereafter, I began to talk to them on the phone. They said I should write them a song, so I hammered out “The Hiding Song” in March of 2006. But I also wrote another song...



A Radio Broadcast Featuring CTJ & DJG (Right-Click & Save Target)
Follow Me and Give Me Reason to Issue a Restraining Order