Wheat three kings set out from Kansas, following a great glowing scythe in the sky.

When they arrived at Bethlehem and beheld the Christ-child, they bowed down in worship. But they were dismissed by Mary when they presented their gifts.

“Wheat germ? What kind of gift is that for a child?” she said, tears welling up in her eyes. “Shame on you! Trying to spread your germs to baby Jesus!”

Joseph sent Wheat Three Kings into Outer Darkness, where there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth. But mostly there was lots of threshing, because wheat is most commonly threshed.