Lemonheads for a Lunkhead
Brought to You By Ferrara Pan The scene: Last Friday night. Chad says to Becki, ”I want candy.” Becki says, “You don’t need that.” Chad mopes anyway. Becki …
29 Aug
Let’s Get Monochromatic!
Let’s Get Monochromatic!
In the fall of 1999 I was in Bruce West’s black and white film class at Missouri State University. I found a collection of photos …
28 Aug
Man With Mullet, Him Pix Up Chix: Asleep with Salad in My Mouth Part II
Man With Mullet, Him Pix Up Chix: Asleep with Salad in My Mouth Part II
I promised a 2nd part to my highly successful post, “Asleep With Salad in My Mouth: Stories About the Wolfe, Part I.” Well, here’s part …
27 Aug
“Howser’ Book, Chad?”
“Howser’ Book, Chad?”
Art above and below by DJG Design for the forthcoming book, The Stained Glass Kaleidoscope. Ever since I took it upon myself to wrap up …
24 Aug
Asleep with Salad in My Mouth: Part I
Asleep with Salad in My Mouth: Part I
I lived with Kris Wolfe for five years. If you do not know Kris and think this post is not for you then, you are …
21 Aug
Sleeping with the Fishies (The Catfishies, That Is)
Sleeping with the Fishies (The Catfishies, That Is)
My wife and I have five cats. The littlest one Omelie (a.k.a. Lunchbox, Bowling Pin, Pinhead) hops up onto our bed at around 5:00 every …
20 Aug
Absolutely Awful Album Cover Contest
Absolutely Awful Album Cover Contest
As bad as the above cover is, I imagine you can do much worse than I can. I have my dignity to preserve, after all, …
19 Aug
The Tragicomedy “La Femme” (Full Album Download)
The Tragicomedy “La Femme” (Full Album Download)
To download “La Femme,” right-click on each song and “Save Link as”/”Save Target as.” We released this in March of 2000. Artwork by Danny J. Gibson …
15 Aug
The Scatological Opportunist
The Scatological Opportunist
(Originally posted Dec. 2009 on my old blog. Sometimes it is nice to post a rerun. Plus, I have revised a few things. Like the …
12 Aug
Me and the Half-Pint: When We Were Young
Me and the Half-Pint: When We Were Young
Alyssa and I on our driveway in Odessa, MO. She was my slave, and I made her pull me everywhere. This led to the atrophy …